Kiba Inuzuka x Reader

"On a scale of one to ten, you're a nine, and I'm the one you need"
"Oh, oh how about Hey, are you a back yard, because i wanna bury my bone in you later"
"Oi Kiba, what are you doing to Hinata?!" Naruto shouted at the dog loving boy
"Nothing that involves you stupid!" The brunet responded.
"As long as it involves one of my friends it involves me, believe it!"
"why don't you go back to your duck-assed boyfriend, yeah?"
"Just answer the question damnit!"
"Fine, there's this girl Im interested in, and I've tried basically every good, nice, sweet, cool, awesome trick in the book! Do you see what I've come to naruto?! I'm using the lamest lines to get this chick!!"
"wow, she's got you this riled up, yeah?"
"Naruto I'm doomed!"
"Hey, show her to me, she can't possibly worth all this! Shes got you putting your head on backwards!"
---------------------------Time skip brought to you by Teuchi and Ayame------------------------
"There. there she is." Kiba pointed to the girl that kept him up most nights with thoughts about her, she was in the market-
"Who? You mean that girl the color of a tomato over ther holding onto sasuke?"
"Yeah hee-e-ey!? What is she doing with that duck ass!"
"I don't know, maybe the- hey?! Where are you going!" Kiba stomped over to where the two were chatting animatedly before grabbing you across the waist, slinging you over his shoulder and turned towards the last Uchiha.
"H-hey! Kiba!! What do you thi-"
"Listen here, you emo duck ass, this piece of merchandise is officially off of the market and it is mine are we clear? Good because I'm not taking no for an answer!" As Kiba finished he stormed off towards the training grounds, ignoring the [h/c] girls pleas and questions and the continuos pounding on his back, only when he heard-
"K-Kiba!? I'm slipping, Kiba!" Did he react by hoisting you up and planting his hand on you firmly to make sure you didn't slip off anymore.
"Kiba!!"
"Yes?"
"P-please move your h-hand!" Only then did he realize what his hand was firmly planted on.
"Naw I think I'm alright. My hand is pretty comfy right here." Kiba gave a wolfish grin before giving a nice little squeeze.
"KIBA!!!!!"
"ugh, stop shouting woman! If you ruin my ear drums now, I won't be able to hear you scream my name later! damnit!"